new technology
i tend to get all historical when i am in england. and i am going to open my paper today witha quote from a play called Becket (the story of thomas a beckett and his friendship wit Henry 11 in the 12th century--a friendship that was a tad strained when henry got a couple of his henchmen to bludgeon beckett to death); but anyway before the bludgeoning they used to get on very well. and beckett who spent a lot of time in France was alwasy trying to 'civilise' Henry. See below:
Thomas a Becket: Tonight you can do me the honor of christening my forks.
King Henry II: Forks?
Thomas a Becket: Yes, from Florence. New little invention. It's for pronging meat and carrying it to the mouth. It saves you dirtying your fingers.
King Henry II: But then you dirty the fork.
Thomas a Becket: Yes, but it's washable.
King Henry II: So are your fingers. I don't see the point.
technology doesn't always ahve a point. even if it's a fork
Thomas a Becket: Tonight you can do me the honor of christening my forks.
King Henry II: Forks?
Thomas a Becket: Yes, from Florence. New little invention. It's for pronging meat and carrying it to the mouth. It saves you dirtying your fingers.
King Henry II: But then you dirty the fork.
Thomas a Becket: Yes, but it's washable.
King Henry II: So are your fingers. I don't see the point.
technology doesn't always ahve a point. even if it's a fork

comments: 4
At 6:57 pm,
Anonymous said…
still chuckling.... it's like the Steve martin quote about smoke signals
At 7:08 pm,
Leonie said…
yeah it's a classic. one of those things i'd forgotten about till i was looking at a welsh castle yesterday. hopefully it will go down well....
At 7:12 pm,
Anonymous said…
you'll star - like you always do and put some of your co-symposium folk in the shade... although they probably don't have much of a need for shade in the jolly old isle
At 7:14 pm,
Anonymous said…
and talking of technology - this is like turning a blog into a chat room but I'm not sure where the washing fits.
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